The Lineup

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  • Nik Howden

    Very dodgy character - keep a barge pole handy...

  • Mike Akers

    Mike AKA Akers: AWOL in breach of ASBO - keep your eyes peeled...

  • Craig Edwards

    Run! Avoid at all costs! Run like you've got wind...

  • coggins1

    Last seen looking bemused - thinks he's called

  • Polly Barsby

    Approach with caution - may burst into song if cornered...

  • Stephanie Weston

    Tagged and ASBO'd for running a benign dictatorship. Looks can be deceptive...

    Co-Director
  • ahmed

    May try to 'slip you a custard' if questioned - approach with caution...

  • bianchi

    Don't be fooled by his charming 'Buster Keaton look-a-likey' type demeanour...

  • furlong

    Lethal with a wooden spoon or whisk - do not leave alone in the kitchen...

  • Colin Smith

    Wanted for questioning: If spotted in the wild, he likes biscuits (and he may bark)...

  • Instant-Wit-Mug-Shots-kund

    Best avoided. May break wind and attempt to blame his Tuba...

  • monie

    Urgently wanted for questioning about the 'Monie Shot'. Don't touch his hooter...

  • Chris Grimes

    Comic vigilante and prize turnip - not to be encouraged under any circumstances...

    Co-Director - Workshop Leader & Facilitator